What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
We are all done wearing pants today
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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