Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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