Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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