so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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