She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
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