I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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