Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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