The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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