She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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