He is an equal opportunity slut.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Vodka?
Forever.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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