I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
i've created a new STD.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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