YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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