Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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