Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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