don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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