So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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