I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Randomize
