it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I need a beard to bite.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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