it's too hot outside to masturbate.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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