He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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