You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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