Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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