this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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