hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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