Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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