You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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