so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
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