I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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