I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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