i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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