Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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