He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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