so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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