I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
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