you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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