she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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