The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
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