i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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