Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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