if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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