He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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