Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
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