I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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