Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
How's work?
Spinning.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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