I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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