Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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