did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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