just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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