My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
home. puking in laundry basket.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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