David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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