He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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