i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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