your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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