so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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