I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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