I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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