I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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