I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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