do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
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