Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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