420 ftw
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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